15 Funniest Things People Say About Wine Drinking

Nothing is funnier than making jokes about your penchant for wine. There are it’s mystical “health properties”, being a mode for relaxation, and of course the over-drinking of it. Enjoy some of our favorite wine humor – on us. And make sure to have your #glassaday!

1. Due to a rise in health insurance premiums, I have decided on preventative measures.


2. Because seriously. Who really needs a heart?


3. Downward facing corkscrew


4. It looks as though I may live forever, I think?


5.The ultimate liquid diet.


6.Step back folks. I’m a professional.


7. I’m wine. I mean fine.


8. And sometimes there’s just the plain truth.


9. When details become murky.


10. A day unlike any others. That day.


11. It takes a strong, sexy one to make you feel that good.


12. Here’s to computer errors! #*%&)@$


13. We all know what the other glasses are for…


14. When in doubt – Juice Diet!


15. Please help others avoid confusion.

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