Nothing is funnier than making jokes about your penchant for wine. There are it’s mystical “health properties”, being a mode for relaxation, and of course the over-drinking of it. Enjoy some of our favorite wine humor – on us. And make sure to have your #glassaday!
1. Due to a rise in health insurance premiums, I have decided on preventative measures.
2. Because seriously. Who really needs a heart?
3. Downward facing corkscrew
4. It looks as though I may live forever, I think?
5.The ultimate liquid diet.
6.Step back folks. I’m a professional.
7. I’m wine. I mean fine.
8. And sometimes there’s just the plain truth.
9. When details become murky.
10. A day unlike any others. That day.
11. It takes a strong, sexy one to make you feel that good.
12. Here’s to computer errors! #*%&)@$
13. We all know what the other glasses are for…
14. When in doubt – Juice Diet!
15. Please help others avoid confusion.
